Grumpy Old Git
Grumpy Old Git was born long before you were, in a barn. He has been grumpy since the age of six when the neighbour’s dog stole his ice cream. After a long and tedious career ironing socks for millionaires, GOG (as he likes to be known) set about putting the world to rights by sharing his intuitive grasp of the undeniable truth. He is a firm believer that the pen is mightier than the sword. Except when you need to cut watermelons. Then the sword is mightier.